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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine being social on social media.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

72 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

28 shares on Threads this month:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

67 shares on Threads this month:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Going viral on Twitch:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Just landed via Discord:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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