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When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
34 Funny sweet quotes
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.
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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.
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"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
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Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?
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When you see a sweet girl transform into a spicy dragon, just remember: it takes two wings to fly and one push to unleash the beast! 🐉😇➡️🔥