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I’m over here napping while you’re holding a grudge 💤😴😂
34 Funny self-confidence quotes
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
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Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.
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An actual crime against humanity: Youth wasted on worrying. Live, laugh, love…and maybe cringe a bit less! 😂🙌💃
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.
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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
I’ve been a main character since birth.
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Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! 🎬😂🌟
The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.
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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.
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Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! 😜💍
Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.
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Embracing my awesomeness just to annoy the haters. 😂✨ #SorryNotSorry