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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Breaking via Telegram:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Just landed via YouTube:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Going bananas on Threads:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Trending via Reddit:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Seen just now on Slack:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Trending via WeChat:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

29 shares on X this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

40 shares on Instagram this month:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

83 shares on Slack this month:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

22 shares on WeChat this month:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Milk or be milked.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Trending via Facebook:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Just shared via Twitch:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Trending via Slack:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Trending via TikTok:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Seen just now on Slack:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Going viral on Telegram:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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