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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!