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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.