Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞" Related funny posts 😂 Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.