Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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“Before asking your friend for a loan, make sure you’re prepared to potentially lose both the money and the friend 🤔💰 Choose wisely, unless you enjoy some financial drama with a side of awkwardness! 😉”

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