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Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Going viral on X:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Trending via Messenger:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Going bananas on Reddit:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

24 shares on Discord this month:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

96 shares on X this month:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Trending via Slack:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Spotted on X:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Spotted on Instagram:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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