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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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