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Witty joke about a girl and a playful pun involving Uber and drinking.

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Commentary:
"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, drink, driver, driving, flirt, girl, humor, humor quote, joke, me, ride, sarcasm, Uber on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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