Funny sleepy quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! 😴🦉😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, a proud member of the Association of Sleepy Souls 🌙💤 Embrace the nap life – it's not laziness, it's a lifestyle choice! 😄💤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to balance being a sleepy girl with a busy life is like trying to juggle coffee cups on a Monday morning – you just know one of them is going to spill!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime betrayal! It's like your body is playing a prank on you, saying 'Gotcha!' just when you thought you were finally going to get some rest. Maybe it's just practicing for its stand-up comedy routine – 'Sleep? Who needs it!' "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

  Commentary:
  Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
  Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
  Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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