Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.