Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.
  • I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.
  • The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
  • Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
  • I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.