Commentary:
Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
42 Funny 30 quotes
I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.
Commentary:
Guess I gotta start saving up for my 30s glow-up fund! 💸✨😅
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
Commentary:
As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.
Commentary:
Sounds like the board had an emergency meeting and voted unanimously for more drama! 😂👩⚖️📱🎭
I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got the work-life balance figured out 🏆😅 #ProLevelRelaxation
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
Commentary:
And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].
Commentary:
Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰
I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.
Commentary:
First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"