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"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"
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- Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.
- Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
- Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
- Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.
- Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.
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