Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! ๐๐๐" Related funny posts ๐ค Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again. I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist. Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.