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Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
43 Funny born quotes
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.
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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze! 🤧👶🎉
Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
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Treat yo'self to some pre-birthday presents—better start a year early! 🎈🎉🛍️
Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
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I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.
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Sounds like you were on Pandora's "Do Not Disturb" list! 😄🚫🌌
I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.
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Ah, yes, the luxury of generational wealth: a whole bedroom *and* a window! 💸🛌🚪