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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Funny quiet quotes bring a hilarious twist to those silent moments 🤫😂! Whether it’s the awkward hush or the loudest silence, these witty lines turn quiet vibes into pure comedy gold 🎭✨. Perfect for anyone who knows that sometimes saying nothing says everything—with a side of laughter! Ready to chuckle at the sound of silence? Let’s dive in and find the funniest quiet moments captured in words! 🎉🎤

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2 days ago
Share →: Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Commentary:
Finally, some peace and quiet not interrupted by life advice from that nosy neighbor! 🙉🤫🏝️
4 days ago
Share →: I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Commentary:
Trying to be a morning person is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—best left unsaid and unseen. 🤫😴🛌
1 week ago
Share →: I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I’m more like a wildflower in need of caffeine, sprouting through the cracks of my messy living room. 🌼☕️🛋️
2 weeks ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Commentary:
"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"
2 months ago
Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Commentary:
"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"
3 months ago
Share →: Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Commentary:
"Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport… because I always win the gold medal in 'The Silent Olympics'! 🥇 Shh… Sometimes it's just more fun to spectate in the chaos 💬🤫"
4 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Commentary:
"Need a secluded space to have those deep conversations with your inner voice? Slide into my DMs! 🤫💬 Who needs privacy when you have a direct messaging channel, right? 😂💌"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Commentary:
"Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Making waves on WeChat:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Just landed via WeChat:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Freshly posted on X:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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