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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear wh…

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear wh…

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Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, date, ear, getting, intimacy, kisses, neck, slow, soft, tried, whispers on Feb 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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