Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.