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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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I woke up alive again.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Spotted on X:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Going viral on Messenger:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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