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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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2 months ago

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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3 days ago

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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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18 hours ago

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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5 months ago

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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2 months ago

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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2 months ago

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80 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

48 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

For the record, I use a turntable.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

68 shares on Slack this month:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Making waves on Reddit:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Making waves on Telegram:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Going bananas on Threads:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Making waves on Telegram:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Trending via WeChat:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Spotted on YouTube:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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