Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?