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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.