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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
30 Funny rude quotes
There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.
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Can't tell if it's allergy season or if someone's testing their lung capacity! 🤧💨😆
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?
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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.
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Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.
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Well, how dare they serve me a reality check when I already ordered a full course of drama! 🍽️😤📦
My middle finger salutes you.
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That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"