Commentary:
When my inner narrator takes the stage, even my bad hair days cheer it on 🎤😂🌀
33 Funny rude quotes
How fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive-thru?
Commentary:
When you're so hungry even your car has an opinion! 🚗🍔🎺
A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.
Commentary:
Plot twist: I turned public transport into a crime scene investigation! 🔍🚂📚🤣
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
Commentary:
My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.
Commentary:
Can't tell if it's allergy season or if someone's testing their lung capacity! 🤧💨😆
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
Commentary:
When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
Commentary:
Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?
Commentary:
Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.
Commentary:
Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.
Commentary:
Well, how dare they serve me a reality check when I already ordered a full course of drama! 🍽️😤📦