Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
  • When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.
  • Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.
  • I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
  • Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.