54 funny hit quotes - Wordgag

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

May 21, 2026

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

May 21, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

May 21, 2026

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

May 21, 2026

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

May 20, 2026

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

May 20, 2026

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

May 20, 2026

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

May 20, 2026

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

May 20, 2026

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

May 20, 2026

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

May 20, 2026

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

May 19, 2026

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

May 19, 2026

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

May 19, 2026

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

May 19, 2026

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

May 18, 2026

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

May 18, 2026

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

May 18, 2026

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

May 18, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Apr 1, 2026

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Mar 31, 2026

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Mar 31, 2026

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Mar 30, 2026

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Mar 30, 2026

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Mar 30, 2026

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Mar 30, 2026

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Mar 30, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Mar 30, 2026

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Mar 30, 2026

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Mar 30, 2026

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Mar 29, 2026

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Mar 29, 2026

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Mar 29, 2026

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Mar 29, 2026

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Mar 29, 2026

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Mar 27, 2026

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Mar 27, 2026

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Mar 26, 2026

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Mar 26, 2026