Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic

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