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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighi…

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighi…

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Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, caught, cons, humor, husband, me, observation, pros, relationship, staring on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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