Funny cons quotes

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Commentary:
Considering a night out with friends? Let me just pull out the spreadsheet and punch some numbers first 😂📊🤔

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic

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Funny cons quotes

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.