Commentary:
Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
14 Funny caught quotes
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
Commentary:
Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.
Commentary:
Sounds like he found the wrong kind of "ironic" love! 😉🎶 #YouOughtaKnow
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
Commentary:
Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
Commentary:
When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.
Commentary:
Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.
Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.
Commentary:
Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic
Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
Commentary:
"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"