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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Trending via Instagram:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Reported on YouTube:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Funny again quotes capture those all-too-familiar moments when life seems to hit *repeat* — often with hilarious results! 😂🔁 Whether it’s making the same mistake twice, starting that diet again (on Monday, of course), or watching your favorite show for the 7th time, these quotes remind us that doing things *again* is part of the comedy of life. Because if it’s happening again… it’s probably funny! 😆📺🥴

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2 days ago
Share →: Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁‍♀️
3 days ago
Share →: Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Commentary:
That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
4 days ago
Share →: That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸‍♂️😅🌪️
4 days ago
Share →: Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
5 days ago
Share →: Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
6 days ago
Share →: I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎
6 days ago
Share →: “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈
6 days ago
Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
7 days ago
Share →: It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Commentary:
"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃‍♂️💨🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Commentary:
😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Just landed via Discord:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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