Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac. Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. Does running away from my problems count as cardio? Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.