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Trying to explain the offside rule to a non-football fan is like trying to eat soup with a fork! 🥄🙃🏈
73 Funny sports quotes
England is now a Mediterranean country: they have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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England's new Mediterranean glow: sunny skies, bad wallets, and football fever! ☀️💸⚽
Congratulations to the lab in Norway that built Erling Haaland.
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Norway just gave IKEA a run for its money with their new build-your-own superstar kit! 🏗️⚽️😆
Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own.
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Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
“What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?”
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When your soccer skills turn into a real-life game of Uno! 🃏🚫⚽
I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.
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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
I am the Michael Jordan of laying down.
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I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴
Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.
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Sounds like my team and I are in a competition to see who can ruin my mood faster! 🏆🤦♂️😂