Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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