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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.