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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

95 shares on X this month:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Breaking via Messenger:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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