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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Going viral on X:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Just shared via Reddit:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Spotted on X:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Just shared via TikTok:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Just landed via Threads:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Seen just now on Threads:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Live now on X:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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