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Odysseus' definition of "on my way" clearly involved detours, giants, and a decade-long traffic jam 😂🗺️⏳
45 Funny meant quotes
Crushes are meant for motivation to do better, not to actively pursue.
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Sounds like the workout plan my heart didn't sign up for! 💪💖😂
I love when people find out I meant every word I said.
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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.
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Just when I thought I was the only one with a season pass to Crazyland, it turns out it's a full house! 🤪🎢
I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.
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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.
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Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback
Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”
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Waiting for that romantic teleportation while still in my pajamas! 😂🛋️💫
Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.
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🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
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Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂