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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Making waves on Twitch:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Trending via X:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Just shared via X:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Live now on Facebook:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Going viral on YouTube:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Going bananas on YouTube:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

3 months ago

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Making waves on Reddit:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Just shared via Slack:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Spotted on Messenger:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Breaking via Telegram:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Freshly posted on Threads:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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