Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect holiday playlist: Mariah's jingles followed by Shakira's jingles! 🎶⚽🎄
24 Funny cup quotes
And so, the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.
Commentary:
⚽️🤣 Looks like Cape Verde is the true champ we didn't see coming! 🏆🌴
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
Commentary:
Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.
Commentary:
The secret to parenting skincare: dishwasher steam facials—because who needs a spa when you have a kitchen! ☕️🚿😆
There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.
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When a sneeze turns into an impromptu coffee splash art competition! 🎨☕️🤧
Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.
Commentary:
Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.
Commentary:
Ah, the sacred cup of continuity—may it stand as a noble monument to my eventual return and inevitable procrastination 🍵🏛️😂
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
Commentary:
Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.
Commentary:
Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄