βDating poolβ is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! My dating life feels more like βfishing with no baitβ ππ£π" Related funny posts π€ Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: Itβs a rare occurrence, so youβre special. The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean. I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.