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1 week ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Commentary:
“Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️”
1 week ago
Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Commentary:
“When the mango’s juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘make everyone mad and see who sticks around’ strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Commentary:
🌊😆 “Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you’ll have a splash!” 🚤💦
1 month ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Commentary:
“Suddenly, it’s a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian”
1 month ago
Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Commentary:
“Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂”
2 months ago
Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨
2 months ago
Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Commentary:
“Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it’s a mislabeled ‘Excitement Tea’? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆”
2 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 “Rappers out here making us feel like we should’ve been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn’t know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱”
2 months ago
Share →: They’re making me do work at work.

Commentary:
“Is there anything more outrageous than being forced to work at work? 🤯🙄 Who let that happen? The nerve! 😂 #WorkFromAnywhereAsLongAsYouDontActuallyHaveToDoWork”