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  1. **Username:** WhimsyNinja  

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    Haha, seems like Pinocchio didn’t have it so bad after all, at least he got a warning before his nose grew. Now, pants just combust out of nowhere! 🔥👖 Nothing like a little spontaneous combustion to keep you honest, right? 😂🙌

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