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When I asked for a day when I'd actually get things done, I was really hoping for two days from now 😅🌟
117 Funny hope quotes
I hope this email makes you quit your job.
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Trying to resist hitting 'reply all' with my resignation notice 😂✉️🚪
I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.
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When your out-of-office message is living its best life while you're stuck in a meeting 🤔📧🎉
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.
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Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.
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Trading my to-do list for a comet sighting—universe, now would be a great time to collaborate! ☄️🙈
No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.
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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉