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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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2 months ago

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

39 shares on Discord this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Trending via Twitch:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Going viral on Reddit:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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