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- If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
- I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
- If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
- If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.
- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.