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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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