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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.