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Trying to clean my camera roll and discovering I took 42 photos of my cat's existential crisis 😹📸✌️
38 Funny chore quotes
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.
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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.
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Looks like I'm upgrading my workout routine from yoga to yog-a-mop! 🧽🧘♂️😂
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦
A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.
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Turning into a chores connoisseur just to hear the next chapter! 🎧🧹📚
“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.
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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.
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Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹