Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Don't be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Commentary:
“Instead of just dipping your toes in the pool of problems, dive right in and do some synchronized swimming with them! 💦 Embrace your inner problem child and show those obstacles who’s boss. 💪 Your motto: If you’re gonna be a problem, might as well be the whole enchilada! 🌮😄”

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