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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight…

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight…

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🎄🍔🍟 "Don't blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that 'summer bod' in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged August, blame, diet, fitness, holiday, humor, overweight, self-reflection on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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