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  • I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
  • If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.
  • Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
  • I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
  • I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
  • I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.