Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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🎄🍔🍟 “Don’t blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that ‘summer bod’ in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail”

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