Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people. My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand. I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late. Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
