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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
11 Funny August quotes
August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.
Commentary:
August is summer saying, "I'm still here," while fall is peeking through like, "Are you done yet?" 🍂☀️
Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.
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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.
Commentary:
Abstinence August? Sounds like my calendar needs a vacation 🚫🍹🤦♂️
If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"
Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
Commentary:
"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"
Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Commentary:
August left so fast, it almost forgot its sunscreen! 😎🏃♂️🌞👋
August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?
There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.
Commentary:
When the calendar switches to late August, my shorts start whispering their goodbye speeches. 🍂😢👖