Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.