Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • Don’t hate me, date me!
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
  • Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’