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When you're the independent woman but secretly wouldn't mind an instruction manual for life 🤷♀️😅📚
84 Funny help quotes
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.
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When Netflix is like your overenthusiastic friend who knows everything… except where to find the movie! 🎬🤔📚
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.
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Sounds like my flexibility is about as stubborn as my cat when it’s bath time! 🐱🛁🙆♂️
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
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Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴
I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.
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"Turns out the real magic trick was squeezing out of those jeans 🎩👖😅"
I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.
Commentary:
Sounds like a "How can I help" partner is the real MVP, while the "You'll be fine" partner is just there for moral support and snacks 😂🤷♂️🍕
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
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Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?
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When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️