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Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
311 Funny person quotes
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.
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Trying to picture this "average" person, but I'm just getting Frankenstein vibes 🤔🧟♂️
The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.
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It's like group therapy, but with pointing fingers! 😂👉🫵
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.
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Looks like my brain needs to hire some extra staff! 📱🤯😂
Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?
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Navigating my twenties like a potato trying to become fries — but still ending up as mashed! 🥔➡️🍟🤯
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
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Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄