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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Trending via Threads:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Going viral on Threads:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Trending via Facebook:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Reported on Discord:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Going viral on Threads:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Making waves on X:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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Funny pop quotes are the delightful sprinkles on the cupcake of life, adding a burst of laughter and a splash of wit to your day 😂✨. Whether you’re a fan of music, movies, or just clever quips, these quotes bring a smile to your face and a giggle to your soul 🎶🎬. Dive into a world where humor meets pop culture, and let the fun begin! 🤩💬

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Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Commentary:
I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
3 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
4 days ago
Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Commentary:
Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂
5 days ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
5 days ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
5 days ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
5 days ago
Share →: “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Commentary:
"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"
6 days ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Commentary:
Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣
6 days ago
Share →: Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Commentary:
Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
7 days ago
Share →: I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Commentary:
"When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Just shared via Twitch:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Spotted on Reddit:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Trending via Slack:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Seen just now on WeChat:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Seen just now on Twitch:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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