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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.