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Trying to picture this "average" person, but I'm just getting Frankenstein vibes 🤔🧟♂️
27 Funny leg quotes
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.
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Just checked, and yep, I'm a pretzel now! 🥨🤪
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
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Running away from responsibilities: the only cardio routine that requires zero commitment! 🏃♂️💨🙃
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.
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"Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆♂️🤷♀️"