27 funny leg quotes - Wordgag

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

May 27, 2026

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

May 27, 2026

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

May 27, 2026

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

May 26, 2026

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

May 26, 2026

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

May 26, 2026

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

May 25, 2026

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

May 25, 2026

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

May 25, 2026

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

May 23, 2026

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

May 22, 2026

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

May 22, 2026

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

May 21, 2026

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

May 21, 2026

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

May 21, 2026

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

May 21, 2026

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

May 19, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

May 19, 2026

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

May 19, 2026

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

May 19, 2026

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

May 19, 2026

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Apr 1, 2026

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Apr 1, 2026

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Mar 31, 2026

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Mar 31, 2026

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Mar 31, 2026

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Mar 31, 2026